sister

A smart, beautiful sibling who always has good advice for her brothers, who are always acting like buffoons.
Brother: Oh no! I have nothing good to wear on my date with the school slut!

Sister: I think you should dump her, you might get an STD. But if you insist on dating her, you should wear your black slacks and this white button up shirt.

Brother: Thanks Sis! You know what, you're right! I will dump her, and I'll ask the new girl out instead! Thanks a bunch!

Sister: You're welcome.
by Barb Ann October 27, 2006
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sistering

if your sister is a lesbian, the act of her scissoring with her partner
hey, i'm coming in, quit sistering!
by unoenglish June 08, 2011
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sister

one who is always true to you, no matter what. one who will always love you. one who will trust you. your best friend for life. your gaurdian angel.
angel sister
by VicLyn1244 April 29, 2011
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sister

Somebody who has the same mother or father as you, can be half, whole, or annoying. Determined to be just like you, or bother you.
Also any female who is acting like a sister.
My sister is reading over my shoulder...
You better stay offa my man, sistah.
by i luv cOnNFoRmItY! March 24, 2004
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sistered

To be raped and made somebody's prison bitch. (ie Shawshank Redemption)

also sistering
So we when we went to jail Mike totally got sistered.
by Chunkymonkey102 November 16, 2009
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sister

(Verb) To terminate something in an abrubt or unexpected fashion. Derived from the sudden ending of Sergio's (BE) performance ("Sister") at the Eurovision songfestival in 2002.
After Jack was diagnosed with several STD's, he sistered his relationship with Svetlana.

"Art. 3: Watching midgetporn during working hours will sister this contract of employment and nullify all duties of the employer."

The problem with urinating from the Eifeltower is that you can't sister if the security guard catches you.
by Nasemeister December 12, 2012
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Sisters

Flesh related
Confucianism
relationship with other sub-members of a "family".

(Roman Caltholic Church)
Religious Relationship with abstain relationship to all others except God.
Sisters (Sonic Youth album)
Sisters (Letters to Cleo album)
Sisters (Sonic Youth album)
"Sisters", a song by She Wants Revenge
"Sisters", a song by The Ex from Turn
Sisters, a title similar to Nun in certain religious communities
Sisters, a sorority member
Sisters, a member of a peer group who is female
Sisters, a senior female nurse
Sisters, a Mormon or Muslim term of address for a female co-religionist.
Sisters: a character from the series The Berenstain Bears
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