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wow what a Simal!
by Mirix October 21, 2010
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SHMAOW

Said in lack of any other appropriate word; is appropriate in all situations.
Can sometimes be used as a simile replacement for awesome or epic.
Most commonly used as a standalone word.
Is also very similar to meow in that it can be used to end awkward silences or even just begin a conversation.
Mostly it is and should be used in alternation with meh.

RULES OF USAGE:
*Must always be in capital letters.

*Is exempt from any grammatical rules and so can therefore be used with multiple exclamation marks or question marks.
*Does not make the user awesome and they should neither be treated as though they are nor be expected to become awesome from using it.
*Should NEVER be used in any sentence with Linkin Park in it.
"Wow, your guitar skills are like SHMAOW!!!"
"I was told the new Muse album out is like SHMAOW!!!"
"SHMAOW!!!"
"SHMAOW???"
by Awec May 19, 2009
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simeone

High class Italian. Whenever someone speaks out against the name it is simply because it is not theirs. Simeone's are bound for greatness and will always be around.
big daddy simply has some other last name so he must speak out against the one he wishes to posses/ big daddy has no money therefore he is obviously not a Simeone
by markymarkI8I February 12, 2008
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Simai

Pronounced: (Sigh-my)

The action of when a high five becomes a hug.
E.g. "Dude did you just see my simai? so embarassing..."
by AwkwardBanana August 23, 2014
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Simarjot

A short cricket loving man always the best in maths and loves to boast about it , however in real life he has no friends
Did you see that guy simarjot always cocky about his maths
by shukr April 28, 2021
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Simeon

one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).

he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!

bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-

join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!

"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"

- a fellow Simeon's Witness.

*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
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Dirty Simeon

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021
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