shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.

"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Shasta

One of the most loyal girls the world has ever known she loves with all her heart and deserves to be treated with respect and spoiled she is the best wife a man could ask for simply amazing wish she was mine

Shasta best wife any man could ask for.

by Ryacusss July 24, 2017

shysol

when someone at works takes a shit then tries to coverit up with lysol.

Man,someone came and took a shit in our bathroom, sprayed the whole can of lyson and now it smells like shysol in there.

by Humbataz January 29, 2009

Shytepoke

Shytepoke was used by New England farmers to describe
a large bird of the partridge family that regularly fed on
worms and insects in a manure pile. However it was

used amongst Northern New Englanders derogatorily
to describe a person with less than sanitary habits.

A popular expression:
"He was taken for a shytepoke"

by Jayceepee July 13, 2009

ShySexual

Shysexual is a person who thinks about sex 24/7 and imagines getting dick & pussy but, when actually confronted by someone willing to have sex with them or admitting their true feelings about sex shysexual will go into a social anxiety attack and not do what they really want to do because they're shy af.

Rihanna is a very sexual person but she's too damn shy to act it out on somebody. shyhoe shysexual social anxiety

by Lifetimelmn June 7, 2016

Shasta Bomb

A "Shasta Bomb" is a sexual act where in which two or more participants take a can of soda particularly lemon lime Shasta and empty said can in one's rectum and hold it in by shear Force of squeezing their own butt cheeks and tightening their anus until they're properly standing over their partners face where in which they release the soda onto them which traditionally is followed by the recipient yelling out "Shasta bomb!"

We broke up because she didn't properly wash before Shasta bombing me last night.

by 2MnyTendys April 19, 2021