Shlorp

The act of ingesting something in between a liquid and a solid- like soup, yogurt, etc...

“Tubbo likes shlorping”
“I shlorped the soup”

by theweirdoof February 24, 2021

shworm

peanut butter jiffy bottle

Can you pass me the shworm for my toast?

by Miss Raggedy Antoinette April 20, 2021

shwoop

getting fucked in the ass by a guitar and having an orgasm from it

A person with a guitar in their asshole having an orgasm = that person is shwoop.

by scooby-doo November 16, 2007

shwerp

1. Human or animal feces

2. Acronym for the Society of Human Waste Elimination and Recycling Professionals, a fictional (for now) organization dedicated to the study and engineering of you-know-what.

I stepped in a pile of shwerp down on Broadway.

by Unc. T March 27, 2012

shorp

shorp is something that is round and pointy

sharp is not round but still pointy

you feel?

The alien teeth at the Museum of Natural History were quite shorp; five people were impaled in just one week!

by flufflepuff07 June 1, 2022

Sworp

Verb. To swerve and rub at the same time. Such as a cat rubbing it's chin against your leg as it prances figure 8's around your ankles. In cat behavior, sworpping may indicate affection, hunger or imminent attack.

An unsuccessful accident avoidence involving a motorized vechicle that results in minor damage.

Oh the cat likes you, he's sworpping you.

I sworped a parked car with my mother's Buick and busted the tail light

by kaupovi June 6, 2012

Shwoopy

It’s a bad of dicks you can find at Aldi’s.

Let’s get shwoopy’s at Aldi’s.

by RDKKDR June 4, 2018