shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008

Shattitude

A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.

That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.

by Mr Henderson Smith February 24, 2009

scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.

James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.

by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017

Shattiq

Shattiqs are rage quitters in video games. Every time you are ahead of they'll just give up and rage quit. Shattiqs are known to get cheated on by people like Alex and luisa.

I pulled a shattiq when I was about to lose

by Suckmydickboi September 9, 2020

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020

shatta

A Jamaican slang... it's another word for gangsta

my brother is a real shatta.

by grenadian October 17, 2009

shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

by Anonymous August 1, 2003