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Sharegasm

an unrelenting storm of impending shares that leave you happily spent and depleted. Meanwhile leaving everyone else creamed in shit they don't understand. Typically seen with a flood of Instagram DM's or group chat topics.
Guy 1: Nelson just had a sharegasm.

Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: He just shared like 30 pictures that don't make sense, and is now sleeping with a smile on his face.
by leche82 September 1, 2016
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Shatgasm

An orgasm so intense it makes one shat.
"Oooh, Hilda; Maurice gave me such a good seeing to last night I had another one of my shatgasms." (Overheard at the launderette)
by Lnm1969 July 31, 2019
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ShortWaster

Lizzie wanted to stay past her bedtime, But Daddy said no you "shortwaster".
by ShortWaster January 28, 2021
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shortgrump

Commonly used to refer to someone who is 4'2" or below.
You see Emi? Yeah, shes a real shortgrump.
by TotallyNotNiji March 14, 2021
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smoregasm

When you squeez a smore so the marshmallow oozes out
*SPLAT* Oooohh Smoregasm
by Unt Slaut ON Slautermijer December 3, 2007
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Softgasm

Having an orgasm without having an erection.
Sally was very disappointed when Billy Bob had a softgasm, so she refused to make him breakfast the next day.
by Singing_Mime March 23, 2009
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smoregasm

A smoregasm is basically the best freaking drink ever created.

Consists of marachino cherries, mountain dew, and triple sec.

the name is because the creators made in honor of a friend they were with that weekend.

when done properly, it looks like a sunset:

Was created by lizardfuel and dirtyho.
Bet you wish you knew them:

HOW TO CREATE THE SMOREGASM:

Get an empty water bottle.
Pour in the triple sec first so your parents don't know that you used it: don't worry when you pour water back in, it'll mix eventually.

Next put in the cherry juice/ cherries. Approximately 6 will do. Don't spill on the counter:

Finally, you fill up the rest of the bottle with mountain dew.
Any kind, the original was made with regular.

Made with livewire, it's called a Latvian Sunset.
Made with code red, it's called an Emergency Tampon.
Made with regular, it's the one and only SMOREGASM.
Enjoy yourselves.
"Hey dirtyho, pass that smoregasm over here."

or

"Oh my gawd, Gray Ham. You have to try this smoregasm."
by lizardho May 3, 2008
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