A bright-yellow Hummer 2 SUV.
Derived from the schoolyard slang term short bus--the bus mentally retarded and disabled students ride in--and the fact that, like American school buses, it is bright-yellow and black. Unfortunately, in the case of the Yuppie Short Bus, the retarded person is usually in the driver's seat.
Derived from the schoolyard slang term short bus--the bus mentally retarded and disabled students ride in--and the fact that, like American school buses, it is bright-yellow and black. Unfortunately, in the case of the Yuppie Short Bus, the retarded person is usually in the driver's seat.
While crossing the street, I almost got creamed by an asshole driving a Yuppie Short Bus and yakking on a cell phone.
by Bitchy McBitchalot March 17, 2005
Get the Yuppie Short Busmug. by Crazy mandy September 14, 2017
Get the mexican short busmug. Slow, you ride the short bus.
Boy 1- Yo momma so slow they said it was chilli outside and she went and got a bowl.
Boy 2- Wait i dont get it.
Boy 1- You a short bus shawty.
Boy 2- Wait i dont get it.
Boy 1- You a short bus shawty.
by Vonne Love November 14, 2011
Get the Short Bus Shawtymug. by amy christ April 29, 2005
Get the short bus ridermug. When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.
Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!
by Stephauren November 9, 2013
Get the short bus statusmug. by natedogg51 May 3, 2014
Get the short bus ridersmug. A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.
A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!
by Russian Short Bus June 13, 2015
Get the russian short busmug.