Shonic

A rip off of sonic

A: is it a bird?
B: is it a plane?
A: NO ITS SHONIC
B: oh so thats we he is crippled

by Snekko_Gekko May 2, 2023

Zoa shin hoa Chung wo shinzi woyo bing chilling

This is a word to help you feed anyone that refuses to eat

Me: Do u want some

Her: no thanks
Me: Zoa shin hoa Chung wo shinzi woyo bing chilling wo shinzi woyo bing chilling

Her: *eats the food*

by yoitzmejay February 22, 2023

Shinzi Shinzi

A form of earsex where two men simultaneously insert their penises into the opposite ears of one very lucky and open minded individual. There are two common methods:

1. Both men are thrusting at the same time to achieve midbrain docking.

2. Both men thrust at opposite times, also known as pinballing.

Olivia: Damnit Kellsie, I got the worst fucking migraine.

Kellsie: Did Erol give you a Turkish kiss last night?

Olivia: I wish! He invited Cary over and they went all shinzi shinzi on me.

__________________________

Cary: Erol bro, I have never felt closer to you. When our heads almost docked in Olivia’s head, my actual head almost exploded.

Erol: We ride together. We die together. Shinzi shinzi 4 life. Love you bro.

by Dolphinsploosh April 26, 2020

Shonnies

Shonnies are a slang term for the herpes virus being contracted by or from a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

Don't pay for to have sex with that pirate wench, she gave me a wicked case of the Shonnies

by DPH09 February 4, 2010

Shenzi

A can that has a severe brain damage, asthma, leg problems and basically shouldn't exist.

You call your cat shenzi when you realize you chose the worst cat to adopt

Oh my gosh this cat is so shenzi it shouldn't even exist

by the secret admirrer July 8, 2018

Shonking

Having sex. A cross between shagging and bonking.

Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?

Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.

by AngevinQueen October 7, 2009

Shoni

Very kind , warm hearted and rlly nice she makes everyone happier when she shows up she’s always there for you when you need her and she super loyal and will make your life 100x more fun

Shoni is kind

by Thecrackheadyouknowas... December 10, 2019