shelf duster

A woman brushing off crumbs accumulated on her shirt around the topside of her breasts. Usually associated with a full-bosomed woman with a nice upper shelf.

Shelf dusting -engaging in said activity.

"I love watching a shelf duster do her business after a little snack. They should make shelf dusting videos!"
"After eating the crusty French bread, Lizzy tidied up her black t-shirt with a quick bit of shelf dusting."

by Darlinka Kevina November 27, 2013

Shelf Baby

A fake digital identity created and raised online by a hacker planning to use it to commit crimes.

A hacker " gives birth " to a shelf baby, then waits- - in real time- - while it " grows up. "
So when the shelf baby turns 18, they're now an adult that the hacker can use as a throw-away identity to commit crimes.

by Kustid July 21, 2019

Fo' Sholene

A hit rap duo consisting of Jolene and Shannon. Their new album, Shock Me, is set to released on 4/20.

Songs include hits, "Jo gon give it to ya," which held the #1 spot on the charts for over 8 weeks. They also included their lateset hit, "Wake me up before you go get mashed potatoes."

They are best known for posing back to back doing the shocker symbol.

Fo' Sholene's lyrics pop my cherry.

First we gonna shock
Then we gonna shock
Then we let it pop
Don't let it go

JO gon give it to ya
She gon give it to ya

by Shannon Wojo April 9, 2008

Spam Shelf

Vagina made of the most lowest grade meat (spam)

"Check that slag, I'm gonnae raid her spam shelf n make sum fritters"

by Harry Wallace June 14, 2008

J-shelf

When you shelf (normally insert something into the rectum) something up the Jap eye (dick hole)

shelf Jap eye

Jayden said at first it hurt when he got J-shelfed whilst getting pegged, but then Joe gave him a wristy at the same time making it feel good

by Susman August 1, 2016

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

shelf esteem

When someone builds their self esteem from self help books.

My coworker just added Dr. Phil to her shelf esteem library, now everyday at lunch its Dr. P said this Dr. P said that.

by floorfly November 15, 2010