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shmoose

1. To act like a celebrity at a party

2. The act of disliking jeb bush
1. I Shmoosed at the party we went to
2. Hey bill do you shmoose? Ye I do tom.
by Rey mysterifaggot February 4, 2016
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shmookie

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.
Shut up before I give you a shmookie.
by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022
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shmooka

An annoying person who insists on taking up your valuable time.
He bugs me every day, and is just a shmooka.
by halestormz97 December 9, 2008
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SHMOOSH

verb -- to squeeze, usu. the face of your da bubby; could be misinterpreted as something naughty
"I am going to shmoosh you like you've never been shmooshed before!"
by da bubbalub June 19, 2008
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shmook

A word used to accuse another team of having 4 of a kind in the game of Quebbs. A correct shmook gains a point, while a wrongful shmook loses one.
1. Shmook! I win!
2. Hey! You shmooked me wrongfully!
by Mel May 23, 2005
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shmoostie

A shmoostie is someone who smothers people to get attention or what they want. In other words, an ass kisser
Johns a frickin little shmoostie
by Fed trusted July 21, 2014
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Shooks

When you call shooks on someone and they don't have their fingers crossed , you can take all of their food.
"Shooks give me that nigga"
"Fuck you nigga! Taking all of my food!"
by Spet Spet May 31, 2018
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