Shlong

A penis of great width and height. Normally heard from a black man or a kid that has strict parents.

"Tommy, thats a huge shlong!"

by -Lightz September 10, 2022

shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 14, 2003

shlong

A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".

"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."

by Bobozz April 16, 2003

shlong

a large penis... like mine....

Oh my god Joey! Stick your huge shlong it my cunt now! Please fuck me harder!

by JoeyJoeJ0 May 5, 2004

shlong

Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.

I would rather die than have my shlong removed.

by Dillon Byrne December 6, 2003

Shlong

The male coochie.

"I whacked DjSubs with my Shlong."

by Ben420xxxxxxx November 25, 2019

shlong

what u have up ur ass

Damn how'd that shlong get in there?

by Shlong Master June 5, 2003