Shitzkrieg

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

by shlin August 17, 2009

Shitzu

A motorcycle in GTA V that only shits in Japan

I saw Shitzu shiting.

by Gta v August 12, 2016

Shlutz

A word to fill in for any cuss word, in any sentence.

"Holy shlutz"

"That is shlutzing awesome"

"I'm so shlutzed up right now"

by mattandalexreallypwn March 10, 2009

shlizzed

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

by VooDooXII February 8, 2007

shlittle

1.opposite of a shlong
2.a small penis

McRae has a shlittle and is sexaphobic.

by Eric Rosenkranz January 5, 2004

quin shlizz

hey brotha, your balls are moldy , remove them rusty staples

yo man quin shlizz and you owe me 69 pennies

by lUka March 5, 2004

schlitz

v. schlitz, schlitzed, schlitz·ing
(sh'litz)

1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.
2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.

Craig: Dude, we only got one beer left, and two of us.
Jon: Schlitz?
Craig: Schlitz.

Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.
Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.

Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.

by jkiller December 9, 2008