Shitlifting

When you work in retail and you're fed up with shoplifters being dicks, so you say it as it is.

"We've had someone shitlifting again. It's the same guy as Sunday."

by drp-97 October 13, 2021

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150

If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

shitsistent

Doing something consistently but in a really shitty fashion.

Yesterday I was playing a round of golf and hitting the ball really shitsistently.

by Harold Shitflinger March 2, 2023