shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.

Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!

by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018

Shitdicker

A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness

You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker

by DerpDeDurr October 17, 2009

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

shitdick

Insult that implies that the object is a homosexual.

What the fuck is wrong with you, shitdick?

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

Shitfuck

Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.

What shitfucky weather.

That kid is such a shitfuck.

That trip was the shitfuck.

by High King Turgon January 4, 2010

shitkicker

1)farmer's boots
2)poor, white hicks

1)The farmer put on his shitkickers before plowing the field.
2)The shitkicker lived in a trailer in Arkansas.

by ---------- October 21, 2003