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Shcocked

A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!
by Peen Queen September 6, 2013
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Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.
Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.
by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011
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the shocker

i was shocked she didnt like the shocker?!?
by anonymous April 15, 2003
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best shockers

The home of hardcore pornography and shocking videos like 2 girls 1 cup and man beheadings
Have you watched 2 girls 1 cup and/or pain olympicsyeah I saw it on best shockers.com
by stuart_08789 October 4, 2016
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It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the "shock".
"Man last night I was going down on my girl and instead of doing some muff diving I gave her the SHOCKER!"
"The what?!"
"You know TWON IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!!!"
by Kenneth Allen Bryant II "AL" October 24, 2004
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Shnockered

That man was completely schnockered!
by Arcturus May 29, 2003
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shockertunity

when a male (or female) is given the opportunity to perform the shocker with a female partner
"Dave totally had a shockertunity last night when he went home with that slutty piece of ass!"
by woolly morrow February 14, 2012
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