a literal god and swag master that people worship on pinterest. he is the swag god. he drums with his friend, the rad master (dallon weekes) in the band iDKHOW.
UNCULTURED PERSON: I am the swag master
CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.
CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.
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by Nigga Ace July 4, 2005
Get the Semambya mug.A person who, in an attempt to be righteous, cannot hold a regular conversation due to his or her undying need to argue the semantics of the second person's speech
(Victoria is the semantophile in the following conversation)
Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.
Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.
Elie: But you're missing the point...
Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.
Elie: Oh god...
Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.
Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.
Elie: But you're missing the point...
Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.
Elie: Oh god...
by L-Dub Elie March 6, 2009
Get the semantophile mug.a. (verb) to flail one's distal appendages in a spastic display of frustration and helplessness. frequently occurs after one has imbibed large amounts of liquor, wine, or malt beverages
b. (noun) male ejaculate. typically spoken along the East Coast
c. as a past participle (semaked): confers an state of extreme inebriation and loss of logical/spatial abilities
b. (noun) male ejaculate. typically spoken along the East Coast
c. as a past participle (semaked): confers an state of extreme inebriation and loss of logical/spatial abilities
a. Stop semaking, you might knock over my aquarium.
b. I had to wash my comforter this morning; it was covered in semak.
c. You could tell that he had gotten semaked by the way he crashed into the wall and began to vomit.
b. I had to wash my comforter this morning; it was covered in semak.
c. You could tell that he had gotten semaked by the way he crashed into the wall and began to vomit.
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- "cucumbers are my favorite vegetable"
- "actually, cucumbers are a fruit"
- "whatever, enough semanatics"
- "it's semantics, and i don't see how that applies to this"
- "actually, cucumbers are a fruit"
- "whatever, enough semanatics"
- "it's semantics, and i don't see how that applies to this"
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