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Thank you, anti-yankee, for yet another tasteless diatribe on why everyone in the United States is evil because the American GOVERNMENT is a bunch of selfish wankers. I'm surprised that you failed to mention that the money that Bush pledged comes from the EXISTING U.S. budget for foreign aid, not an additional sum to add onto the whole.

Yes, I'm an American and I knew that. You can stop staring, it's rude.

The problem with you good people of Europe is your overwhelming impulse to condescend to everyone from the U.S. that you can get your hands on, so you can launch into another diatribe about how us, the many, are evil because of the actions of our government, the few. It gets really irritating after a while, not to mention how you operate on the assumption that we don't already KNOW any of this.

In other words: piss off, you bloody wanker.
Frenchwoman: Hey, American, why are you taxing my beef unfairly?
Yank #1: You mean me, or just my government? Because I don't remember ever having signed a tariff on French agricultual products that I happen to disagree with.
Frenchwoman: ...never mind.

Dutchman: You Americans, you're all such puritans!
Yank#2: Are we ALL puritans? I mean, how can you call me a puritan while I'm smoking a joint in an Amsterdam strip club.
Dutchman: Uhhh...

Brit: You Americans are all so selfish! Why did you give so little aid after the tsunami last December?
Yank #3: Are we truly ALL selfish? Because I just mailed a check to Oxfam, in addition to another I gave to Doctors Without Borders last week, and the one to the Red Cross on December 27.
Brit: ...okay, fine. Not ALL Americans are like that.
by Anti anti-Yankee April 21, 2005
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selfishrings

always doing giveaways, problematic, always getting noticed by his faves, #1 bang bang stan, madison beer’s best friend
Did you hear selfishrings was doing another giveaway?
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selfish sexual

It doesn't matter the race, creed, orientation, or gender of the other person, as long as I get off.
Nick's such a selfish sexual, he didn't know the guys name this morning, or the girls name last night.
by Hotsouce November 10, 2018
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selfish

Not wanting anyone to know about something because it doesnt benefit you.
If Desi was having a contest for her followers on snapchat saying how she'll give away a huge makeups bag if you comment on her video about how selfish you are. & you want to prove everyone how you're the most selfish because you want it all for yourself.
by Selfish Queen June 15, 2015
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selfishness

That which motivates the will.
"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves." -- Gene Fowler
by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004
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selfish man

Bryan E. Velez,

A man who only give a fuck about him self , Bring all his drama to a new relationship, wail lying to his baby mother who he live with. Afraid he will loss everything ask the new girl AKA the love of his life to cover for him... dirty ass loser
Him, You my soul-mate the love of my life..

Me, prove it to me ...

Him, I cant wrong timing baby,

Me, You are one selfish man
by The new girl =) January 16, 2014
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