have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003

Seena

Seena is an awesome guy who is super smart but a little clueless he can make hilarious jokes when he feels like it and you know he's going to grow up to be something like a rocket scientist or something because of his smartness. He also likes spongebob.

"What's a seena?"
"HA! .....it's a seena"

by Vallymoraly April 24, 2012

Selena

A name of a Goddess, who is beautiful, powerful and possesses amazing strength. Her smile and words of wisdom brings inner peace to anyone around her. Her heart is pure and her soul is giving. She is humorous and dedicated. Her green eyes are captivating and they speak the language of love and want. She is a woman of extraordinary beauty and charm.

The world should have more Selena to create inner peace.

by Pinky33 September 26, 2012

i seent it

alternative version for the past tense of "i saw it"

you used to not give a fuck about discretion. i seent you pull someboys jaw bone off. i seent it.

by PoliSci February 24, 2015

Selena

The coolest bitch. Shes bad ass as hell. Talk shit expect to get hit. Hot. Pretty. Beautiful. Don't hate. She's nice to everyone. Hates drama. And bitches. The complete oppostie from a hoe/slut/whore. Get it right.

" Gosh, Selena is so nice."
" Why all these girls hatin'?"

by LenaJae July 19, 2009

johnny segment

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

what has been seen cannot be unseen

The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach

Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.

by jonnykoolkid November 18, 2010