When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.
Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.
Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!
Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!
by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025
Get the Scruff Flooging mug.A person who still looks sexy, even when they haven't kept up with their appearances. It can be used for men and women, and it is derived from the word "Hot Stuff". It describes the beauty in waking up out of bed/etc. and going somewhere without really caring, because you know you're still freaking hot.
Ex. 1
A: "Why are all of these guys going after you?"
Q: "I don't know, man. I mean, I've been pretty scruff all week."
A:"Yeah, you've been wearing sweatpants all week and guys are still like 'Whoa, thats some hot SCRUFF!"
Ex.2
Johnny Depp is some hot scruff in Pirates of the Caribbean.
A: "Why are all of these guys going after you?"
Q: "I don't know, man. I mean, I've been pretty scruff all week."
A:"Yeah, you've been wearing sweatpants all week and guys are still like 'Whoa, thats some hot SCRUFF!"
Ex.2
Johnny Depp is some hot scruff in Pirates of the Caribbean.
by Hottscruff June 26, 2009
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Sparse facial hair grown by high school students. Students reject the idea that they don't have a real beard and they grow out the sparse facial hairs making them look like an idiot.
by timd1234 October 6, 2010
Get the Sophomore Scruff mug.Perma-scruff is that sexy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. It looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.
Colin O'Donoghue playing Killian Jones (Captain Hook) on Once Upon a Time has BEAUTIFUL perma-scruff.
by thatonegirl02 November 28, 2012
Get the perma-scruff mug.1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).
2. A diehard Beatles fan.
2. A diehard Beatles fan.
"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison
by monkeyfinger December 31, 2005
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Through the pleasures and the pain
On the step outside you stand
With your flowers in your hand,
My Apple Scruffs
Through the pleasures and the pain
On the step outside you stand
With your flowers in your hand,
My Apple Scruffs
by street_spirit February 12, 2005
Get the apple scruff mug.A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store
Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught
Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught
-"Mike you look homeless right now?"
-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"
-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"
-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"
-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"
by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011
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