Blue Screen Scream

the sound made before getting the feared blue screen of death. when music is playing, it suddenly starts skipping rapidly then the screen goes out.

theres no sympathy for the dea-dadadadadadadadadada
*BLUE SCREEN SCREAM*
windows has detected a problem and has been shut down to avoid damage to your computer
:'(

by ImOnABoat! March 4, 2009

double screening

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.

Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.

by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015

Screen time

A new feature on apple devices that allows parents to limit screen time for there kids. A retarded feature used mostly by adults to put into kids devices because kids “use them too much” fuck who ever made screen time.

Oh I can’t do that cause I have screen time
My parents put screen time on my phone

Oh I didn’t respond to the text because of screen time

by Little Timmy has Ligma July 30, 2019

Screen Block

A hungry gamer, or anyone who stands in front of the screen during a party and demands food or something else ofno revelence from their fellow gamers. Usually a larger person.

Gamers: "Dammit Ryan your such a screen block!"

Hungry Gamer: "Sorry guys I didn't know the cheese for the chips was gone"

Gamers: "It's alright man, but we just got pwned!"

by Webster's bra June 27, 2009

Screeble

Small remnants of food found at the bottom of their own bags that aren't big enough to constitute as the original food but too big to qualify as mere crumbs.

(When finishing a bag of chips) "Do you want these screebles before I pour them directly to my mouth?"

by CeceKay January 5, 2017

touch-screen syndrome

When someone has been using a tablet, ipad, and or any other sort of touch-screen, they get so used to using one and having a screen respond to their touch, they will go to any computer trying to touch it, and then usually spend a minute or two trying to find out why its "broken".

Guy#1: Dude, can i see your computer?
Guy#2: Yeah sure, just dont break it.
Guy#1: Hey, whats wrong with your screen? Did it break?
Guy#2: What are you going on about? its perfectly fine!
Guy#1: It won't respond to my touch! it must be broken.
Guy#2: Its not broken you helpless git, it isn't a touch- screen!
Guy#1: Oh! That explains it....
Guy#2: Dude! You must have touch-screen syndrome!

by 3Quantum3 February 2, 2012

assassin's creed 3

the fifth installment to the assassin's creed franchise, assassin's creed 3 is not assassin's creed 5 because it introduces a third assassin to the franchise. the story's setting will be the revolutionary war around 1777. the new assassin's name is Connor. he is half white half Native American. i won't put his Native American name because his native american name is too fucking long and i don't know how to spell it. there will be key figures from the time period including george washington, benjamin franklin, and possibly charles lee who is some random general that almost got george's job but didn't qualify because he didn't tell his father that he cut down the cherry tree. The new assassin, connor, will have an array of weapons including a tomohawk, knife, hidden blade, bow and arrow, musket, and pistol. there are hints in the trailer that there will be duel-wielding because the video shows him fighting with a tomohawk and a knife. also there are two pistols on his outfit which also indicates duel-wielding with long-range weapons. a change to the original parkour system in assassin's creed is the new surrounding which will mostly be forest areas. ubisoft will be making changes to the parkour to fit this unique environment. to learn more i suggest looking up videos from ign. watch them on youtube if you dont have a fast computer because ign's video player is fucking bullshit and takes too long. the game will be released in october.

reader: man this guy did his homework. what a nerd. he needs to get a life.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.

by assassin'screedneedisaymore? June 17, 2012