Scratch Attack

When you get all itchy and you spend 20 minutes scratching yourself cause it feels so good.

Person 1 - I just had a massive scratch attack

Person 2 - I feel fat and sassy

Person 1 - Right...

by Z-bone December 1, 2009

scratch the tape

To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc

Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man

by Praney Deb March 21, 2010

scratch tap that wiener

A phrase of encouragement or motivation, usually used when in pursuit of a person you would like to have sexual relations with

-Omg, that guy is so hot! Should I go talk to him?
-Girl, you go scratch tap that wiener!

by YungHDP January 30, 2014

snatch scratch

the act of scratching the snatch

I was about to bone this girl then she tried to sneak a snatch scratch when I wasn't looking. Needless to say, no boning occurred

by The_Rabid_Platypus February 2, 2008

Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

Grape Scrape

Common Marine Corps slang for getting a hair cut.

"I got my grape scraped last night, recruit style. Feels good!"

by Chicken Torta June 14, 2012

grease scraper

A friend who gets you out of a situation where a fat chick is trying to hook up with you.

Matt get down here! I'm stuck between two fat chicks trying to take me home. I need a grease scraper to get out of this!

by The Boc January 19, 2014