Head Scratcher

Used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he's not a loser.

Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

Grizzly back scratcher

The act of wall sitting on a tree in the woods and deficating while recieving head

Alessandro wants to be the first man to get a grizzly back scratcher

by Juicy jesus October 8, 2014

Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

fur of the cat that scratched me

smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.

I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.

by big phat phart June 7, 2015

maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

Pussy Scratcher

A gay nigga licks his boss's pussy so much in order to get some benefit at work.

B*n is such a pussy scratcher in the office, always sticking to his boss, Vacuum Pussy, and doesn't have to work so hard.

by Goaty or Doggy July 6, 2006