scraskers

The ultimate gay test. If you ask your friend to say cracker and he says "scraskers", he definitely wants your dick.

Q: "Hey broseph, could you pass the crackers?"
A: "For sure! Here's your scraskers!"

Reaction: "Oh god..."

by FatBitch23 June 22, 2010

scrapenuts

scrapenuts- n. (not to be confused with the popular breakfast cereal) A condition in which, despite the cold weather and the common belief that the scrotal sac contracts into a tighter position, the testicles of an individual bounce back and forth hitting the inner thighs of the individual while he is scraping ice of off an automobile. This is due to to the stationary position of the legs and the motion of the upper body during the scraping act. This allows for the testicles to swing back and forth and cause the scraper to feel them hitting one inner thigh than the other in a pendulum-like pattern of motion.

Last week after the big ice storm, I was helping my buddy get the ice off of his car windows, and we both got scrapenuts.

by filetofsoul March 13, 2011

spraked

When a person is high on meth and doing ridiculous things.

That dude was so spraked he had his shopping cart upside down and was fixing its wobbly wheel in the store

by oscarbudgy November 2, 2015

scrared

When someone sends you this emoji “👁 🗨👄👁 🗨” and you’re too scared to type correctly

anna: 👁 🗨👄👁 🗨
anastasiia: I AM SCRARED

by StreamBoyWithLuv April 14, 2019

pavement scraper

The cock of the walk. The biggest man in town, so big, he drags it in the cement.

"He a real pavement scraper", attitude bar room cowboy.

by Gurly Girl June 6, 2009

Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper

Snooki is a total paint scraper

by asianK December 29, 2011

City Scraper

A young (wannabe) professional living in London who likes to indulge in the City life but can barely makes ends meet due to the high living costs.

Toddler: Daddy, why is that man lying in the street?He smells like wee and has chocolate on his face?

Father: That's MJ son. He spent too many years as a City Scraper.........and I don't think that's chocolate

by B85 November 28, 2013