SCP 

SCP - acronym

SCP - stands for "Suck Cock Properly"

"Dude, my girlfriend sucks at giving head. She needs to SCP."

"I know, right?"

"Wait what? How the fuck would you know that?"

SCP by panderverse October 28, 2023

SCP 

(noun)
The abbreviation for Secure, Contain, Protect or Secure, Conceal, Protect. (either one works.) A fictional foundation that contains strange anomalies throughout the world in an attempt to conceal them from the public in case they may cause any danger.

Person 1: Hey, check out what I found in the mail.
*Person 1 shows Person 2 an acceptance letter from the SCP Foundation.*
Person 2: You got hired at the SCP Foundation?!

SCP by Nonery October 28, 2023

SCP 

A creature or object that defies natural law or something like that, imprisoned at containment sites.

SCP-096 dashed through the hallway of site-19 in search for its victim

SCP by IDK Definitions Official January 10, 2024

SCP

A community writing project in the format of a numbered collection of top secret documents describing anomalies that must be "secured, contained, and protected" from the public, including the procedures by which the anomalies are secured, contained, and protected.

Are you familiar with the SCP universe?

SCP by Evalkyrie October 27, 2025

scp 682 

A big boy lizard. His skin tissue and other parts regenerate extremely fast making him practically invincible. Dr Bright likes him.

Dr Bright fed 2 kids and a condom filled with Diet Coke to SCP 682

scp 682 by Hamangas March 17, 2019

SCP 420-J 

SCP 420-J is pretty much weed but from SCP.

"Hey, man, what if we gave some of this (censored/SCP 420-J) to that freaky statue thing?"

SCP 420-J by thicc tape January 21, 2019

SCP-3008 

An infinite IKEA store.

"Hey have you ever been to SCP-3008?"
"No. What is it?"
"An infinite IKEA."

SCP-3008 by Temrant November 5, 2019