Definitions by Nonery

Testicular Torsion 

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Testicular Torsion by Nonery October 28, 2023

SCP 

(noun)
The abbreviation for Secure, Contain, Protect or Secure, Conceal, Protect. (either one works.) A fictional foundation that contains strange anomalies throughout the world in an attempt to conceal them from the public in case they may cause any danger.

Person 1: Hey, check out what I found in the mail.
*Person 1 shows Person 2 an acceptance letter from the SCP Foundation.*
Person 2: You got hired at the SCP Foundation?!

SCP by Nonery October 28, 2023

Mods 

1. Modifications to a video game, typically installed via third parties.
2. Short for moderators.

1.
Person 1: Man, I love these mods. They make the game so much better.

2.
LowTierGod: Mods, crush his skull, thank you.
*Mods proceed to crush person's skull*

Mods by Nonery October 28, 2023

Slender 

1. Someone or something who is incredibly thin.

2. Someone who dresses up their Roblox avatar as a tall male, usually paired with the Stitchface as well as combinations of messy hairs, resulting in a hairstyle that is similar to that of a bird nest.

1.
Person 1: Man, that stick is slender!
Person 2: I know, right?

2.
Person 1: Bro, I hate slenders so much.
Person 2: Same.

Slender by Nonery October 28, 2023

TOH 

The abbreviation of Tower of Hell, a Roblox game that is a randomly generated obstacle course where the goal is to reach the top.

Prson_01: Hey, you wanna play some TOH?
xXPersonTwoXx: Bet.

TOH by Nonery October 28, 2023

Youtube Shorts

Short form content uploaded to Youtube. May or may not be the cause of our decreasing attention spans.

Person 1: Danno Cal Draws and Nigel & Marmalade are the only good YouTube shorts creators.

Person 2: Facts!

Youtube Shorts by Nonery October 28, 2023

Dry Texter 

Someone who typically responds with one word sentences in texts.

Homie
You're such a dry texter.

You
ok

Dry Texter by Nonery October 28, 2023