Temrant's definitions

Kaif

A YouTuber who makes, in my opinion, really good content, yet only has about 591K subscribers.

Person 1 : Hey! Do you watch Kaif?
Person 2 : Who?
Person 1 : You're dead to me.

by Temrant September 24, 2020

SCP-3008

An infinite IKEA store.

"Hey have you ever been to SCP-3008?"
"No. What is it?"
"An infinite IKEA."

by Temrant November 5, 2019

SCP-012

A song written in blood that, if looked at, makes the person who looks at it try to finish it. Eventually, the person will say that it is impossible to complete, and rip their wrist open, perishing horribly.

It's SCP-012. I-I must... complete... it... hnngh..... it.. it must be... completed... ngh... it... it's not... possible! Ngh! hehehehehahahaha... ngh...

by Temrant November 5, 2019

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

A sound of which a 6-year-old on Fortnite makes.

THAT'S MY LOOT!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

by Temrant November 5, 2019

Temrant

A person who thinks of themselves as the lowest person to exist.

I am a temrant.

by Temrant August 9, 2021

kleidomisochondria

Also known as Mouth Loneliness Syndrome, a common medical factor of when a person is full, but still feels the need to eat because their mouth craves food. It is most common in overweight people due to them having this factor.

The author has kleidomisochondria - or Mouth Loneliness Syndrome - and eats 5 meals every day, even when he's full.

by Temrant February 12, 2021