Schweff

A man who chooses ho's over bro's

did u see will treadwell last night walked off from us after some yats?

Fucking Schweff

by willIam@scweffwell May 8, 2010

Schweepee

a new breed of sophist, highly trained on rethoric. A Schweepee has the word power to turn a catholic priest in a full blown atheist or vice versa. Keeper of all things dogma, a Schweeps (abreviation) always carries a full library of philosophy, theological, art theory books with intents to persuade the listener into mind fucking chaos. His arch enemy is a Ramalho. A Schweeps is also known to masturbate only to the sound of Bach.

Schweepee:"...According to the most nobel Emanuel Kant I'm going to present you with the ultimate truth, that only I, as God on earth.."
Ramalho:"Shut the fuck up puta! keep your Kunt!"

by stoneydopey August 29, 2007

Schweff

Someone who always flirts with the girls, a proper schweff never gets any action though

BOY ONE "goldwait is the true king schweff of the school"

BOY TWO "yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action"

by Malvern College!!!! May 19, 2009

schkeef

The band "JET" uses this to describe the area between the scrotum and the anus

Hey man, it smells like schkeef in here.

I have a rash on my schkeef.

by Osama - yes thats my real name December 16, 2003

Schweenz

A total hottie, beautiful girl

Did you see the new girl? She's a total schweenz!

I know! At first I thought she was the cute Kardashian doing a TED talk at school.

Naw, she's just fine!

by yaboybernie August 8, 2016

Schweetness

A combination of sick, sheeeeit, and sweetness. Used to describe a feeling of how cool or awesome something is. Created by Winsloaf Circa 2015

"Private, you've got staff duty on Saturday. Good luck."-Sgt Dickbutt
"Schweetness"-PVT Snuffy Joe

by Winsloaf December 10, 2016

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you

i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come

by lexsace June 30, 2021