schmoloch

Derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. Schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.

In chess: "It is your turn to move, schmoloch."

In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."

In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."

For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."

by DancingFedora December 5, 2009

Schmohog

A fat ugly bird from the krazyhouse.

A prime example of a schmohog would be Annie bovril

by fatbrekkied November 6, 2010

Scamopoly

A business or governmental entity that is both a scam and a monopoly. Their apathetic activities often result in a lot of cursing from the general public.

CH: Those ass warts at AT&T keep raising my bills and I can't do a damn thing about it since my building isn't wired for any other services.

DD: Damn bro those nut guzzlers are running a classic scamopoly; they're on some IRS and Standard Oil type shit.

by TheDieLan June 26, 2018

Schmip

A replacement for literally any word, can replace names, insults and items. Often used when angry by those who don't like to swear

Other words include: Schmipping, Schmipped, Schmips, Schmipses.

"Our psychology teacher is such a schmip!" "What a feken schmip!" "Goddamn schmip!"

by Graham de Grant March 18, 2020

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

by 0leep November 10, 2020

schmogin' bono

a stupid person; one of insignificant intelligence

"Man, this schmogin' bono won't leave me alone"

by johnismerry April 1, 2023

Fancy a Schlop

Need to shit

Brit 1: I fancy a schlop right now innit

Brit 2: then go shit mate

by Alxtreme May 2, 2020