Derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. Schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.
In chess: "It is your turn to move, schmoloch."
In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."
In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."
For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."
In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."
In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."
For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."
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A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.
Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
Cashier: Sorry, a what?
Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?
Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.
Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*
*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*
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simply defined as an obnoxious or contemptible person, one who lacks judgment or sense. a jackass.
simply defined as an obnoxious or contemptible person, one who lacks judgment or sense. a jackass.
"Look at that schfool wearing his raincoat in the club!"
"You are such a friggin' schfool. Please get away from me!"
"You are such a friggin' schfool. Please get away from me!"
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Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.
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A really annoying term of endearment used in the show "Seinfeld" that they blatantly make fun of for one episode.
"Hello Schmoopy" --Jerry
"Awww hello schmoopy" --Jerry's girlfriend
"How's my little schmoopy today?" --Jerry
"Ugh they are sooooo aggravating with their little schmoopy this and schmoopy that." --Elaine
"Awww hello schmoopy" --Jerry's girlfriend
"How's my little schmoopy today?" --Jerry
"Ugh they are sooooo aggravating with their little schmoopy this and schmoopy that." --Elaine
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