shabberd

getting too drunk and walking into pay and display parking machines

don't drink that vodka, you'll get shabberd...

why have you gone green? you're looking shabberd

by beroxro October 20, 2009

slabberwash

Wash as in cash. Scottish comedy vernacular describing cunnilingus, with particular emphasis on the moisture caught and remaining on the face of the person administering the act.

"Widne mind a slabberwash affae that we ride."

by dave_moodiesburn March 31, 2014

scaberial

A smoking hot guy named Gabby who has got a missive horse cock

Hey look at that Scaberial over there

by ferda boiiiis June 3, 2020

Knife stabber

A knife stabber is someone who hate knives both mentally and physically.

It really hurts the knives feelings, so don’t stab them with with your mean words

Don’t#Hate#Knives they have #feelings too

Knife hater: knives suck
Non knife hater: hey, don’t stab the knives with your harsh word, knife stabber
Knife hater: excuse me?
Non knife hater: K N I F E S T A B B E R

by DooperBooper June 12, 2018

Slabbergasted

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm

“Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”

by ColaBottleMami May 15, 2021

enterprise back-stabber

One who stabs yer back, yet professes to not do such things. Occurs in enterprise IT environments particularly in the south eastern region of the U.S.

Dude enterprise back-stabber told on me for circumventing the firewall! What an asshole.

by xl0 August 23, 2004

poo stabber

The act of a male pounding another males asshole with so much force that he literally stabs the other man's poo with his penis. After he takes his penis out of the other man's asshole, the other man might suck off the poo and make the man cum at the same time.

"dude, dave so so hammered last night he poo stabbed the dog"
"cool"

by groggsman April 29, 2004