sales figure

The equivalent of box office for cars, AAA video games, and any product other than movies

The sales figure for that new AAA game blew everyone away—it's like the box office numbers for blockbuster movies!

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025

Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.

Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.

by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019

Steam Sales

The happiest time of year for PC gamers.

Gabe Newell: Let the steam sales begin!

by Noobly1224 April 28, 2020

After-sales service

After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.

Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.

Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.

Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?

Fred: That's the one.

Bill: After-sales service.

Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.

by Trickypat March 28, 2010

Asian sales tax

Money added when using a debt card at a convenience store.

The mini mart charges a 30 cent asian sales tax when I use my debt card.

by Steel Fab January 18, 2019

anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.

Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

by improviduto December 15, 2008

soupy sales

When one consumes a food that results in the individual's abdominal area bubbling and shortly thereafter requiring an immediate visitation with the nearest restroom, involuntarily, yet swiftly, depositing diarrhea into the toilet in use.

Damn, I don't know what I ate, but something gave me a bad case of soupy sales.

by CaptMoRon November 20, 2015