strugglefest

1. (n) The undertaking of a relatively complicated task while profoundly hungover or still drunk from a night of binge drinking.

2. (v) To undertake a complicated task in an inebriated or post-inebriated state.

1. It was a strugglefest to get to Liverpool on 3 hours' sleep after downing a bottle of Teacher's scotch whiskey the night before.

2. Hey Paul, it's time to strugglefest over to the train station. God, this was a horrible idea.

by Flat7 October 28, 2009

Strugglesville

Strugglesville is a quaint little town with citizens that are proud of their drunken disasters. It borders Shamblestown, Sloppy City, and the town where that drunk bitch lives. Residents of Strugglesville often find themselves in a drunken shamble at 8pm on a Wednesday after they move on to the second handle. The Strugglesville Diner only serves the most delicious hangover foods, with favorites such as eggs, pizza, Miss Vickie's Simply Sea Salt chips, and Jamba Juice. Citizens are known for passing out while intending to take a "quick" nap, almost getting arrested, and doing very inappropriate things on the dance floor. Each resident has a signature drunk picture face and is known for absolutely loving the camera at their worst moments. Most Strugglesville citizens only recall the details of their weekends when they hungover-ly creep on facebook the morning after and find pictures of the nights prior. A resident of Strugglesville is tied to their cell phone at the peak of their drunkness & thinks that the person they haven't spoken to in over a year really deserves a misspelled, incomprehensible text at all hours of the morning. They shamelessly peruse their text outbox the next day to see who they so direly needed to contact while in mid struggle. Citizens of Strugglesville don't walk; they sway or shuffle down the sidewalk. They often over tip the cab driver because they are too drunk to do math of any sort. They tend to vomit in strange locations, be it a blue BU moving cart or an aimless red solo cup. Most residents of Strugglesville always have alcohol at their disposal and only have jobs to support this habit. It is not to say that all residents of Strugglesville are alcoholics, because let's get real, claiming alcoholism is for quitters, is it not? Citizens of Strugglesville are not planning on quitting their shenanigans any time soon. Every resident's weekend is an epic tale of disaster and shambles, but they are damn proud of it. The town motto is "the best way to cure a hangover is to drink again...and again...and again;" each citizen harbors and lives with this motto in mind. No drink is too strong; no handle too big; no struggle too great for these residents. Struggling is an art form, and the residents of Strugglesville are the Picassos of their time.

"Dude last night was so rough...I'm in Strugglesville right now"

"Strugglesville USA, population: me."

by Founder of Strugglesville August 11, 2009

struggle beard

When a grown man can only grow facial hair in patches.

Yo, look Greg has a struggle beard.

by Trevineaux October 27, 2017

struggle nap

Sleep caused by stressing over problems in one's life.

I was so overwhelmed by school, work, and my relationship that a struggle nap was inevitable.

by JavSmi April 16, 2015

struggle nugget

When you sit on the toilet and push, and push and push, then all that is in the pan is a tiny nugget of poop.

Just sat for ages and all i had was a Struggle Nugget

by nico-p January 11, 2017

Kerri Struggling

When you injure your ankle (or other body part) while dancing or in some vigorous activity but you successfully soldier on through it.

Named after the Olympic Gold Medal winning Gymnast, Kerri Strug, who sprained her ankle and damaged her tendon during her first vault in the all around competition. She was told she needed at least a 9.6 on her next vault for the American team to win the gold. She did the vault, landed on both legs momentarily, hopped on one leg to bow to the judges and then fell over in excruciating pain and received a 9.712, cinching the gold for the her American team.

While dancing out at the club, B sprains his ankle and falls in pain.

A: Man, are you all right?
B: Aahhh! I think I sprained my ankle!
A: You want a doctor? Should I take you home?
B: Hells NO, this is my song, get me a shot, I'm Kerri Struggling my way through this!

by quixotickay April 8, 2009

snugglesuit

Soft loose clothes worn when you definitely wont be leaving the house, worn for warmth and comfort usually over pyjamas. A jogging suit that has never or will never be jogged in.

The act of getting into ones snugglesuit is known as "snuggling up"

" Fuck the pub its pissin down, its my snugglesuit and that big bag of sticky green till the bastard sun comes back out"

"work can suck my balls, im gettin snuggled up and watchin ghostbusters 1 and 2"

by attackweasel May 26, 2009