The instant anger that comes with dealing with older people who just don't seem to understand technology.
Adrian took a call from an elderly gentleman he had dropped his laptop down the stairs, and now it wouldnt turn on. He flew into such an age-rage.
by nico-p November 14, 2018
When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.
Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.
by nico-p March 09, 2018
by nico-p November 15, 2018
Like condensation, but for beards. When a bearded man goes for a walk on a cold morning, hot breath can leave condensation on ones beard. Meaning you have a wet beard, despite going out dry.
by nico-p March 07, 2018
When you sit on the toilet and push, and push and push, then all that is in the pan is a tiny nugget of poop.
by nico-p January 11, 2017
When you leave a little bit of mayo or sauce on the corner of your mouth after eating, and it looks like remnants of sexual activity.
by nico-p November 14, 2018