Definitions by nico-p

Wookie Growler 

When a lady fails to maintain her pubic hair and it resembles the fur of a Chewbacca

James, have you seen her Wookie Growler, she needs to trim that thing right now!

Wookie Growler by nico-p November 15, 2018

Age-rage 

The instant anger that comes with dealing with older people who just don't seem to understand technology.

Adrian took a call from an elderly gentleman he had dropped his laptop down the stairs, and now it wouldnt turn on. He flew into such an age-rage.

Age-rage by nico-p November 14, 2018

Mouth Gout 

When you leave a little bit of mayo or sauce on the corner of your mouth after eating, and it looks like remnants of sexual activity.

Did you see Steve at lunchtime, he had some Mouth Gout on the side of his face.

Mouth Gout by nico-p November 14, 2018

Labia Breakfast 

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

Labia Breakfast by nico-p March 9, 2018

beardensation 

Like condensation, but for beards. When a bearded man goes for a walk on a cold morning, hot breath can leave condensation on ones beard. Meaning you have a wet beard, despite going out dry.

Please dont kiss me, your all covered in beardensation and i dont want to get wet.

beardensation by nico-p March 7, 2018

struggle nugget

When you sit on the toilet and push, and push and push, then all that is in the pan is a tiny nugget of poop.

Just sat for ages and all i had was a Struggle Nugget

struggle nugget by nico-p January 11, 2017