Trailer 'Stache

The same nasty, stringy hair that is on the upper lip of every resident of a trailer park, male or female.

Adam Morrison of Gonzaga needs to shave off his trailer 'stache.

by shouvley May 15, 2006

faggot stache

A faggot stache is kind of like a milk mustache just with kool-aid or gatoraid instead.

Bro look at that kid! His faggot stache is so bad!

by Yungnoha August 6, 2017

Flap-Stache

A mustache with long flowing locks straight down with no part. Hanging below the lower lip; a hair curtain for the mouth.

The man tucked his flap-stache behind his ear so he could eat.

by PMoore630 July 28, 2009

Coke Stache

When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.

Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.

by A. Massey March 10, 2019

Q-stache

The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.

i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.

No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!

Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!

by Chiago B-Hawk July 28, 2010

Twilight Stache

Occurs while eating out a woman's vagina when she is on her period.

John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.

Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!

by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009

fash-stache

A toothbrush moustache resembling that of facist Hitler

dude, you better shave off that Fash-stache before going to your synagogue.

by Matthias B June 7, 2007