Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.

"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."

by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014

evie souter

this girl hates her self with a passion and cry’s herself to sleep,, 🤠

“I pulled a Evie souter last night lmao”

by Bubzzzzz... September 8, 2020

sefter

a man sucking his own dick

last night i was seftering myself.

by k-dog19 October 20, 2009

Softeners

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness

So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Softserve

Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.

Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.

by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016

Sifter

A creep. Sifting onto all the ladies.

New Zealand slang

What a sifter! STOP SIFTING ONTO ME!

by Oslang-utang November 26, 2016

tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.

Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007