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Couch Sitter

Someone who frequently opts not to go fishing with his friends. Someone who would much rather talk about fishing than partake in the actual activitiy.

Also someone who waits for all the leg work to be done (I.E. spots found and techniques figured out) then reaps the benifit of all his friends hard work.
Person #1 - Hey man you want to go fishing tomorrow

Khalid Barkawi - Na, I've got some real important things to do.

Person #2 - O really like what?

Khalid Barkawi -Well actually nothing I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out so I can guaranteed catch fish. Why should I help when I don't have to?

Person #1 and #2 - GOOD POINT! Your a couch sitter!
by Defftik February 4, 2010
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Baby Sitter

Designated non tripper who makes sure nothing bad happens to friends while using LSD.
Stan will baby sit with us when we trip.
by Gruver December 30, 2003
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sittin pretty

we were sittin pretty in the v.i.p. in envy.
by bobby vicente January 19, 2005
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Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.
*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."
by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012
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Sitting In The Gaff

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.
Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."
by MC Monty July 1, 2020
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Sitting on the Bonnet

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.
Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.

Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!
by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009
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Sittin on a Drop

You have a giant load of money ready for a giant purchase.
Another day another dollar. It all added up, now I'm sittin on a drop for a Ferrari or maybe a Mclaren.
by AllThaWay July 12, 2010
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