SMILF

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually blonde with blue eyes and sometimes named Sierra. Smilfs range in age from 24 to around 38.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.

by Maestro_yuk May 6, 2021

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Smilf: Based on the common phrase, "milf" (meaning "mom I'd like to f***"), a smilf is a single mom I'd like to f***.

Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.

Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.

by Lukewhoisallknowledgable October 15, 2009

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Silfen

Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus with one or more fingers while driving a pickup truck. For a traditional, or "urSilfen," the same fingers should then be used to pick crusty boogers out of an extremely hairy nose and the fingernail(s) should be cleaned using an incisor tooth. Extra points for simultaneous perfomance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but I'll be gosh-darned if the odd looking fellow behind us in the Chevy isn't Silfening himself."

by Lt. Grover February 28, 2009

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Auto-erotic stimulation of the anus while driving a pickup. For a traditional Silfen, the fingernails must be cleaned with the edge of an incisor tooth. Extra style points awarded if performed while stopped in traffic and for simultaneous performance with spouse.

"Don't look, honey, but the odd-looking fellow in the pickup next to us just Silfened."

by Lt. Grover January 31, 2009

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