Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.
"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS
by Munky! September 28, 2008
that is short for Smiled And Then Stopped - SATS because come on you never really lol (laugh out loud) when texting
by jas567 October 29, 2020
To be hurt, rejected, or any other type of inconvenience. Not to be confused with the literal form of "sat on" in which someone literally sits on you.
Guy #1: Dude, you totally just got sat on by that Koopa Troopa!
Guy #2: I know! I was THIS close to getting to the end with Bowser and that demon turtle just came in like "*whachow* I'm not just a turtle anymore, I'm a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE that's gonna whoop your little ass!"
Guy #2: I know! I was THIS close to getting to the end with Bowser and that demon turtle just came in like "*whachow* I'm not just a turtle anymore, I'm a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE that's gonna whoop your little ass!"
by buttsitter July 05, 2014
When you're so drunk or high off god knows what narcotics you've been taking that you have to sit down and try not to fall asleep in the middle of a party.
Person 1: Hey you, want to get up and boogie?
Person 2: Nah it's gucci, I'm sat right now, drunk too much lean
Person 2: Nah it's gucci, I'm sat right now, drunk too much lean
by MC_cHaZzA April 23, 2017
by dahomie213 February 06, 2020
by Sure why not lol January 29, 2020