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ruler dick

Penis measuring 12" in length
Your girlfriend said I had a ruler dick
by LJBee August 7, 2017
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Rule 1000

If you can't absorb the cringe you don't belong on the internet
Person 1: EWW!!! WHY DOES THIS FANDOM EXIST??
Person 2: Rule 1000
Person 1: I guess you're right.
by Thecompetentone September 28, 2018
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3 touch rule

When you want another person to know your attracted to them or if you wonder if they are atrracted to you; use the 3 touch rule.

The 3 touch rule means if person A touches, in any manner whatsoever, Person B 1 time on 3 separate occasions at 1 event then he/she is into you. The more touches the better.
(At Party) I don't know if she likes me like that.
Use the 3 touch rule?
the 3 touch what?
Did she touch you 3 times yet?
Now that you mention it, yes.

She's into you.
by KRONARE December 18, 2014
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18 Second Rule

1. The term designated to the average time it takes a doctor to interrupt a patient who is describing their own symptoms. Coined in 1984 by Beckman and Frankel in the Annals of Internal Medicine. This is used by doctors to control the flow of pertinent information regarding the symptoms, keep focus on what's important, and keep the conversation brief.

2. An informal term designated to how much time it takes in average for a person or animal to completely empty their full bladder unimpeded and without forcing it. Briefly mentioned by the show Mythbusters during the testing of the myth "Peeing on Third Rail".
1. The patient may ramble on about their daily lives, but you gotta know when and how to intercede. In average, doctors learn when to speak in the examination at about 18 seconds. This is known a the 18 Second Rule.

2. Did you know that it takes you the same time to pee as an elephant does regardless of the fact that it's bigger than you? 18 Second Rule, man!
by Abarbarea February 25, 2021
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Golden Rule

The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.

This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
by LarryGreen June 12, 2016
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100 day rule

The 100 day rule states that after a 100 day snap streak on snapchat, both recipients must send nudes to one another. If this is not done, then it is punishable by death
'Mate, you better follow the 100 day rule'
by MCLukeyboi May 3, 2016
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donkey rule

The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.
I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!
by PWS27 April 25, 2017
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