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Roadside Assistance

Warning: This move is recommended for masters ONLY!

The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.

1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.

After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"

If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008
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roadie

a car trip where passangers smoke marijuana
we went on a roadie after school
by jeremy Moser October 23, 2003
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Roadside Blow-out

While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.
"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"

"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."
by Scott Tenemen April 7, 2010
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roadie finger

When the tip of ones finger becomes covered in ash after using it to pack down a bowl of weed after it has been lit while on a roadie. (smoking whilst driving)
by Roadie kids September 23, 2016
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roadside rodeo

when you are ingaged in anal fucking and you yell at the womens "I have aids" then you try and hold on for as long as you can
matt: i have aids
lauren: awwwwww get off

NEXT DAY
matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude
by wolfs penis August 24, 2009
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just a little roadside humour

A phrase used after a serious comment makes an individual angry. The phrase is to make light of the serious comment, such as to convince the person spoken to that the aforementioned comment was just a joke.....even though actually it was not a joke.
Come on lighten up.....when I told you that you are ugly I didn't mean it. It was just a little roadside humour!!!
by mrmag7 January 2, 2011
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roadie

a person or people you often travel with; someone you "hit the road" with
Whenever I go to the city, my roadie, Cheron goes wit me.
by ave November 29, 2003
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