Ass To Mouth Ritual

A very special type of ritual, thought by many to be a myth, to summon the spirit of the devil. The ritual is performed by two partners, one male the other female. They both have to engage in anal sex until the male is primed for ejaculation. After priming has occurred, the male will quickly pull out and proceed to blow his load in the female's mouth while chanting under his breath, "ATMR" continuously until the female has completely swallowed the semen.

John - "Hey, can you come tonight to watch the football?"
Mike - "Sorry dude, I made a promise to my girlfriend that we were gonna do an ass to mouth ritual tonight..."
John - "Again?! *sigh* OK."

by JamesMANxD January 5, 2017

ritz

1. A brand of crackers. Many times, they're actually two crackers with a filling in the middle, such as cheese or peanut butter. According to a submitted definition, it's this way because 'Ritz' is apparently slang for a half-Asian, half-European person - the white crackers were the white part and the yellow cheese is the Asian part. Another definition here claims it's that way because the maker of Ritz wanted a fancy name. Whatever the case may be, the cracker brand is owned by a large corperate company - Nabisco - so both explainations seem unlikely, but they may be true.

2. Fancy or elegant. (Exact definition.)

3. 'Stylishness.' This definition is implied from the song 'Puttin' on the Ritz,' which describes one trying to seem stylish, and then says, 'puttin' on the Ritz.' When it says, 'go to... where Fashion sits' before 'puttin' on the Ritz,' it's implying that wearing the latest fashion is related to Ritz, and that Ritz is largely based on your appearance. The song also mentions one trying to look like Gary Cooper, who was a popular celebrity at the time of the song's creation. 'Puttin' on the Ritz' evidently means 'dressing up stylishly.'

Now if you're blue
and you don't know
where to go to,
why don't you go
where fashion sits?
Puttin' on the Ritz.
(...)
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper,
trying hard to look like Gary Cooper."
~Fred Astaire - Puttin' on the Ritz

by Masquatto January 27, 2005

Rita

Just one of the most gorgeous, green and blue eyed girls to walk the face of this god forsaken earth.

Is her name Rita? because WOW, she's somethin' else!

by daddynovh November 30, 2018

Señor Rita

A Mexican tranny

You've got to check closely in some of those Mexican bars.The person yo're hittting on may nit be a Señorita,but, a Señor Rita.

by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011

It sits well on a Ritz

Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.

"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."

by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Ritual of the Stork

When 2 parents love each other very much they seclude themselves in a room (normally a bedroom) and perform it in the Tunnel of Life. If the great stork accepts the ritual then in about 9 months a baby will enter the world through the Tunnel of Life.

You only exist because of the Ritual of the Stork.

by African Fertility God November 4, 2013

rithari

the actual owner of the r/oneplus discord server
believe me no one knows who jisifus is

got banned from r/apple for being very toxic :KEKW:

yo have you heard about rithari hacking jisifus's account

by rantoni January 26, 2021