Roads

Something we don't need where we're going.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

by nickreaper September 3, 2012

Roadster

The sweet shinny blue thing sitting in my garage waiting for the snow to melt... and the dual purpose soft top serves as a kitty hammock during inclement weather.

"Oh no! The cats are on my car again!"

by dw February 18, 2005

antique roadshow

Grannie giving grandpa road head

you can put a dollar value on the antique roadshow but you can't put a dollar value on geriatric road head. An oldie buta goodie

by Sunshine9838 February 4, 2010

like mending roads in summertime

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.

Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

roadside rape

Rape on the roadside

That person got roadside raped

by Sushy March 20, 2017

rhoades

A more common last name coming from Ireland. It represents Strength, Smarts, Trickery, and Emotional Rejection or Comfort.

Hello my last name is Rhoades

by RandomWordGoesHere March 18, 2017

rhoids

Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.

I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003