verb: Give a specified name, position, or status to
adjective: Appointed to an office or position but not yet installed
adjective: Appointed to an office or position but not yet installed
by DieKry01 April 24, 2010
Get the Designate mug.Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.
Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
by OldBuzzard March 4, 2010
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Thank goodness Tawaldi was my designated texter or that guy would have never noticed these thighs girl.
by dr. jeseus h. christ February 24, 2009
Get the designated texter mug.A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."
by Crawdadz January 1, 2009
Get the Designated Drunk mug.1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
Get the Designated Crunkmaster mug.A designated spot is where you are selected to be positioned, preferably by God to stay in that area till ones term is over. This could be a spot in class, where you sit at lunch, where you stand in line-up when warming up.
E.g. Matt was not designated to that spot in line so he was asked to move.
E.g. This is a designated area sorry.
E.g. Designated dog.
E.g. When you are in your designated area things just go smoother.
E.g. This is a designated area sorry.
E.g. Designated dog.
E.g. When you are in your designated area things just go smoother.
by Slava Boiko April 1, 2013
Get the Designated Area mug.The Designated decoy, is a person that remains sober but acts drunk, speeds, and swerves making the cops think that they are drunk. During this thoughtless act, which happens after closing, he/she gets the cops to follow him/her or pull them over allowing the real drunks to stumble away safely.
You guys owe me from being the last dd (Designated Decoy). Last time I got pulled over by the cops for an hour while they made me do every sobriety test known to man. At least everyone was able to swerve home safely!
by Derek Stout December 9, 2008
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