Rectal Crouton

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.

Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons

by hacaasastfu March 1, 2005

Rantaro

A type of avocado that can be used to make guacamole, make sure to peel the avocado first.

peel the avocado, peel the avocado, peel the Rantaro, peel the Rantaro, guacamole, guacamole, guacamole

by providedbyMono December 16, 2020

rectal glaucoma

Just can't see my ass coming into work today.

Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I have to stay home and self medicate.

by Herb Erber January 14, 2008

Rent-a-cop

Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.

My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!

by Fat Tony January 19, 2007

Walmart Rental

Buying something from walmart to use for awhile, and then return after you're done.

Person A: Are you going camping this weekend?
Person B: I don't have a sleeping bag.
Person A: Oh, just get it on Walmart Rental, and grab a cooler too.
Person B: Oh yeah, I'll just buy it and return it next Monday.

by Douglass The First September 20, 2009

deer rental

a prostitute that doesn't shave... anything

Bob: I fucked a deer rental last nite
Jose: EW!

by boobsack55 November 25, 2011

Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.

George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!

by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021