Clicker's Remorse

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...

Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.

by drbeer November 27, 2012

recoculous

Also "Ricoculous"
Ridiculous, preposterous, laughable.
Taken from changing the 'dick' in ridiculous and changing it to a 'cock'

Are you kidding? That's the most ricoculous drivel I've ever heard. Go somewhere before you hurt yourself.

by Julien October 23, 2003

remojify

(v.i.) to reawaken one's mojo. Remojification can have both internal and external causes. Where "mojo" can mean self-confidence, self-esteem and/or self-efficacy, remojification can mean restoration and/or increase of any or all of these things. Renewed sexual vitality may inform remojification, but it is not the sum total thereof.

A: I am a poor, pathetic wretch. I cannot succeed at work; I have no money; there are no women who think I'm attractive; I consistently fail to befriend children, the elderly and animals; and, I never say anything remotely clever. I will be lucky if I can spend my life in utter mediocrity without causing anyone else too much harm.

B: Man, it's time for you to remojify! I mean you are just going to *have* to get that mojo back, because it's the only thing that's gonna save you, and without it, you're surely lost! Remember, there has to be *some* reason why you're special! Be a spirit, not a ghost! I'm not talking that Stuart Smalley mumbo-jumbo, either! I'm talking about remembering who you really are! Don't let the bastards grind you down! The movement you need is on your shoulder! Just dig deep, my friend. Know that I am here for you. I believe in you! I know you can do better! Mark my words: YOU WILL REMOJIFY!

by pat.riot August 13, 2010

Nut Remorse

The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.

After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.

by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009

reamocles

(n.) A sexually transmitted disease consisting of pussy boils in and around the genitals. Also responsible for excessive sweating.

After moving to Boston and prostituting herself in order to pay for a new piercing fetish, Slick contracted a nasty case of the reamocles.

by Sly February 24, 2005

buyers remorse

It is what happens when you're a poor 25 yr old working in the publishing industry and you have a few bucks to spare and you go out and buy $200 Prada sunglasses and return them a week later because you realize you should really be spending it "practical" things.

I had buyers remorse because I bought a pair of $200 sunglasses and returned them a week later, because I really should have paid my rent that month.

by s28 June 29, 2006

relocators

words in a definition of a dictionary that you do not no the meaning of. Naturally resulting in a search for those words,or a relocation of a part in the dictionary.

Buddy: I was looking up the word 'Elaborate'. The definition was: Planned or executed with painstaking attention to numerous parts or details.
2. Intricate and rich in detail.' I found four relocators.

Guy: What were they?

Buddy: Numerous, Painstaking, Intricate, and with.

by Giovanni Mann May 28, 2008