A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It is known that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).
Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024
Get the Relative triple cheeseburger mug.A logical framework that acknowledges its own relativity—it is one logic among many, valid for certain purposes, in certain contexts, for certain people, but not universal. A relative logic system doesn't claim to be the one true logic; it offers itself as a tool, useful but not absolute. This system is characteristic of pragmatism, of multicultural awareness, of anyone who has learned that different situations require different reasoning styles. Relative logic systems provide flexibility and humility—at the cost of the certainty that absolute systems offer. They're the intellectual equivalent of multilingualism: you can speak many languages, but you're always translating, always aware of what's lost.
Example: "He used a relative logic system in his work, adapting his reasoning to different audiences, different problems, different contexts. With scientists, he reasoned scientifically; with humanists, humanistically; with clients, pragmatically. Some called this skillful; others called it inconsistent. He called it effectiveness."
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Get the Relative Logic System mug.The comfortable middle-ground fallacy that truth is simply whatever emerges from averaging all available perspectives. It's objectivity via committee. The Relativist assumes that if you gather enough different viewpoints and split the difference, you'll naturally arrive at something approximating truth. This ignores that some perspectives are more informed than others, some are actively malicious, and the average of many wrongs rarely makes a right. It's the bias of people who think both sides in every debate are equally valid and the truth must live peacefully somewhere in the no-man's-land between them.
"One scientist says climate change is an existential crisis, one random guy on Facebook says it's a hoax—the objective truth is probably somewhere in the middle!" Congratulations, you've discovered Relative Objectivity Bias: mistaking intellectual cowardice for wisdom.
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Get the Relative Objectivity Bias mug.The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.
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Get the The Theory of Relative Hottness mug.means that the world is in the eye of the beholder; it all depends on how you look at things; all people look at things from a different perspective and have differing opinions or views about someone, something, etc.
Everything is quantifiable in terms of individual perception.
Everything is quantifiable in terms of individual perception.
To him, the new house is beautiful and grandiose in appearance; to me, it's ugly and pretentious. It's all relative, then, isn't it?
You think you're poor? Then take a look at the skid row bums living in the sewers downtown. Everything is relative.
You think you're poor? Then take a look at the skid row bums living in the sewers downtown. Everything is relative.
by weave September 14, 2003
Get the IT'S ALL / EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE mug.T.A.R.D.I.S. It refers to the Gallifreyan time and space travel capsule which is dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside). The most common example is the one used by the Gallifreyan Time Lord known as "The Doctor", that is permanently disguised as a 1960s police telephone box.
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Get the time and relative dimensions in space mug.The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).
'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'
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