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Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018
mugGet the Texas Oil Riggermug.

rigger monkey hemmorhoids

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
mugGet the rigger monkey hemmorhoidsmug.
FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021
mugGet the this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggersmug.

Nig Rigger

A black trucker. A big rigger but a black man
Adam: What the fuck! That truck almost ran me off the road, is he fucking drunk?!
Mike: Nah bro, it looks like it was just a nig rigger
Adam: Damn how do they even get their CDL?
by BlackTerminator99 September 22, 2021
mugGet the Nig Riggermug.

mother riggers

Mother Riggers is a term used by preteen girls meaning mother fuckers.
Gabby: BRET IS OVER THERE WITH JAYDEN!

Katelyn: MOTHER RIGGERS!
by HonestlyBitch July 27, 2016
mugGet the mother riggersmug.

rigger

A slur used against full humanoid robots.
Robot: Sir, do you want a paper or plastic bag? Human: Just give me a paper bag you fuckin' rigger.
by The Internet Guide November 9, 2020
mugGet the riggermug.

Rigger

Rigger - Person, which excelled in Oil Rig mastery. Hes using full potential that Oil rig provides to gain adventage and come out victorious out of all possible scenarios he might be brought upon. The level of skill it takes to achive such title, cannot be measured by any metrics. Its given only to chosen once after thorough research, and cannot be taken away.
by John blough May 27, 2024
mugGet the Riggermug.

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