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Holding the Puppies

Holding the Puppies refers to Holding two giant boobies, with the weight crushing your hands, and you feel ém and is like get a load of those puppies.
"The Puppies needed a cuddle, ohhh look at them cuties, the look like thell plop out any second, better hold em for support, it's time to be Holding the Puppies"
by Dazzamon April 19, 2006
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puppies

Things used to bait the kiddies.
Man: "I have some puppies in my van."

Boy: "Oh gee-wizz, puppies!"

Man: "Mmmm"
by Olshan February 22, 2008
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two puppies in a tub

After fucking your partner in the ass and filing them with your load, you try to stuff your balls in their pucker hole. It will be so slippery and tight it will be like trying to keep "two puppies in a tub".
With my goo seeping out of Rhonda's star fish, I tried to cram my balls inside of her. It was like trying to keep two puppies in a tub.
by tcb123 July 28, 2008
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kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.
EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.
by Eegah! June 21, 2010
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Dead Puppies

When someone verbalizes something that leaves you with an extremely disturbing mental image, you may reply "Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies" because the mental image of dead puppies is not a disturbing as the one the speaker left you with.
Mum: Your father and I had sex for 3 hours last night
Me: Oh Mum, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies
by Vixen_Down_Under November 26, 2013
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Killing-Puppies-Music

This is the nickname that is given to the "Metal" music genre by those who appreciate real music instead of this false genre which can barely be referred to as "Music". It is given this name because the music itself is just as horrible as killing puppies.

People will often try to defend their so called "Music" in every possible way because they are too afraid to realise that it is not music, as their whole world of hating and suicidal behavior will have been wasted.
Emo: *Starts playing metal*
Normal Person 1: Dude what the hell is that noise?! My ears are bleeding!
Normal Person 2: Killing-Puppies-Music.
by JheeBz July 21, 2009
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puppies

Women's Breasts. Phrase Coined By Jerry "The King" Lawler Of WWE Fame.
"Look At Those Puppies!!" - Jerry "The King" Lawler
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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