Purple Houdini

The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.

Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.

by RBAK July 5, 2016

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Purple Skittle

Your special person/soul mate. Your other half. Some would call the love of ones life.

Sees the good and bad and loves unconditionally.

The person that brings out the best in you in a healthy and positive way. Sexually, Emotionally, and Physically.

I want to find my purple skittle.

I’ve found my purple skittle.

by DangleSnipeCelly July 10, 2021

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Purple Cauliflower

A severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the anus the appearance of a head of cauliflower.

Stan: Hey Brahhhhhhh! How was your weekend?
Gary: Great Brooooohhhhh! I wrecked my girlfriend's ass all weekend long. She loved it. But it looked like a Purple Cauliflower this morning. She wouldn't let me touch it.
Stan: Get her some salve Braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

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purple magic

A drank that consist of G2 (gatorade), vodka and pop rocks.
a perfect meat head solution to drink all night and still workout the next day. the G2 keeps you hydrated and the pop rocks keeps the drink popin.

person 1: hey, man didnt expect you to be at the gym, use waz totally loaded last night.
person 2: purple magic.
person 1: enough said.

by stepstam. March 24, 2011

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Purplesec

A Person/People who are annoying or irritating

Man those purplesecs are so annoying.
yes Jeremy, yes they are.

by karentookmykids July 17, 2020

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Who is your purple?

Your purple is somebody who is there for you when you need it. Somebody who can make you smile even when you're mad. A person you're most comfortable with. Someone who loves you just because you are YOU.

“Who is your purple?“ My purple is you, Ritchie.

by user917428 April 14, 2023

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