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ptoys if we’re mates for life
by mwrphy October 26, 2017
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ptote syndrome

When you have a disease called ptote syndrome which causes you to restate the elements on the periodic table over and over without your knowledge of you doing it hence the name which stands for periodic table of the elements (p.t.o.t.e) this is a very severe disease caused by having to memorize it for a school project that you get a D- on
by Joeym296 June 12, 2020
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ptosis

A permanent drooping of the upper eyelid!
So if your camping and your best friend sharts in your face, is it a ptosis or a pink eye causing illness?

I think if people don't let the things they dislike about thier lives out it will cause ptosis and we'll all look like zombies of the Apocolypsius any way!

Adam stole eve's fig leaves or thrion to see what her undercarage was looking like, thus creating what we now call sexy time. The man said, "damn girl my oscar myere will fit your hull slot. Lets give it a shot and see what happens!" Then they be damned and became human naturalists that both ate the apple because they were famished from all that sweatin' on each other. Then ptosis set in her eys and he was like, "Darn why the heck did we eat it all?" Then eve looked at Adam and exclaimed, "Darling, your hot dog wanted to see how deap my hull darkened abyss went to! From thier only God knows! Now, I have these saggy eyes they call bags and your middle twig soes me no justic and just flopps around like a beached water mokasin with no attention span, us be darned."

See, women talk so much it gives thier men ptosis too, were all screwed!
by menticideWasher'sRus June 15, 2010
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Ptols

A made up word invented by ME!! for the purpose of annoying people on UrbanDictionary for no reason.
Ptols will annoy you very mcuh.
by ME!! January 26, 2005
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ptoyd

Put dat on yo dad
“Bro I just got 500$ “
Nahh ptoyd”
by Ymab😉 July 28, 2021
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ptouneigh

another easier, simpler way of writing tony
Girl 1: Oh my god, Tony is so hot!
Girl 2: You mean Ptouneigh?
Girl 1: Same thing.
by nuzz productions November 20, 2021
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P To The 2

The most crashiest people in west mids s2 has less people but the realest out there P(side) the most active gang in the ws post code they have scored many points on ocb and yt because they are the bummiest in the ws post code
OCB bum boy: where you from g
Pside man: Im from the p fam and what
OCB bum boy: Nah my bad didn't know who you were sorry it will never happen again I don't wanna see God too soon.

Yt bum boy: G what you doing on my block state your ends fam.
S2 realests: I'm from the two nigga what?
Yt bum boy: The two.... my bad I will never talk in my life again I don't want to be like bazz. Im an ignorant nerd like Nkosi (battyman Lz) and Melvin Bolingo.

P to the 2 means the worlds best
by Rambo Mustafa January 11, 2022
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